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  • Tanong: Bakit naghahawakan ng kamay ang bride at groom sa araw ng kasal?
  • Sagot: Formality ‘yun. Parang dalawang boksingero, nagkakamay muna bago magsimula ang laban!
To the person whom I considered a friend but never talked to me again

beben-eleben:

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Mess with me? I’ll let karma do its job.

beben-eleben:

Mess with my family and best friends? I become the karma!

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When your opponent is bigger than you…

beben-eleben:

Just look for his friend, and then attack!

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Nagsimula sa: Pwede ba kitang makilala?

beben-eleben:

Nagtapos sa: Sana hindi na lang kita nakilala! Pakshet ka! Punyeta!

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That feeling when you meet again your loved one after a very long time

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Rocks and Sand

beben-eleben:

A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2” in diameter.

He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks.He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

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‘Yung iba tao, kailangan nila ng high-five.

beben-eleben:

Sa mga mukha nila, gamit ang kamay mo.

High-five bitches!

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Alin ang mas masakit?

beben-eleben:

Ang sampalin ka ng syota mo sa harap ng maraming tao, o ang sampalin ka ng maraming tao sa harap ng syota mo?

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